I bought a conservatory. For every pound spent on the conservatory I had to earn more than double. Now some
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face wants to make me pay an additional local council community charge because I bought a conservatory.
Instead I could have banked cost of the conservatory in an ISA and saved that tax.
What
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services are my council going to give me because I have a
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conservatory?
I had a mind to visit my local police station and leave a urine sample so I could be added to the national database. Unfortunately the door was locked and there was no letter box.