Old 25th Oct 2006, 18:29
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Here are a few tips to increasing pirate populations in your area:

* Speak with/write to the government to increase the awareness of global warming (a.k.a. pirate population reduction…or PPR).
* Use fuel efficient vehicles.
* Drive smart, drive less.
* Buy energy efficient appliances.
* Replace your light bulbs with compact fluorescent bulbs.
* Weatherize your home or apartment.
* Choose renewable energy.
* Find gold and bury it all over the world.

(Shamelessly pinched from BorkWeb )
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