Jesus you've got me all misty eyed there now LHC. All you needed was a few bodhrans to accompany you, a mention of the "cry of the curlew" and "the way Sally O'Brien might look at you" and some of us might be tempted to go along with you.
The cynics however might disagree and mention asset stripping, monopoly and just good old corporate rape. I however could not possibly comment...