As a bit of a sad litarary type chap, I get the reference to
Under Milk Wood but I don't know whether you refer to the OP's apparent Welshness or his apparent fictitiousness.
It's a magnificently beautiful play, though, and thanks for reminding me of it!
here's the original BBC recording. Best listened-to with a cup of cocoa in a warm, dark room. Groundbreaking stuff.