A suggested list of activities and speeches for the evening:
- Dwarf Throwing (If TCAS turns up)
- Mister Ed will give a talk titled, "Management Techniques I Learned From Hogan's Heroes"
- Idle Redhead will be giving a talk titled, "Familial Ties in Tribal Societies: Critical Applications For Career Advancement"
- A-Bus Taliban will be giving a talk on...not much...
Any other suggestions?