I am told that there isn't even any money in the budget to fix the broken lavatories in the 'Air Terminal'
at Brize, let alone to provide any of the other facilities to which you refer, PN....
Once upon a time you could set your watch by the departure time of the Vickers FunBus... Not any more - most AT is well past its use-by date. Not that the fast-jet centric MoD-box dwellers would realise that, of course.
By the way WTF left Brize at o-dark-hundred last night and
yet again failed to follow the SID? Was it that $hagged out African DC-8 again? It sounded as though it was coming through my windows!