I am sure there are certain "nationalities"who are born with a extra (invisible) digit on each hand. This being for the sole purpose of remaining FIRMLY lodged in the CALL BELL socket of seat arms.
The reason for this is a national trait to ask as many differant flight attendandts for the same thing in the shortest possible time.Hopefully to achieve what they percieve as value for their money.
This condtion is apparent from an early age!!
[This message has been edited by capt cynical (edited 03 February 2001).]