Nail on head..
Take the rating and hire the Citation a few hours (10-15) at full rental rate. Thus you get the fun of flying a jet (I'd love to drive a jumbo around the circuit for a few touch'n'goes..but not fly longhaul) and you reach a level of comfort in the airplane. You also wont be taking a paying job away from a newbie professional pilot, and you can tell eaglejet or what ever scam you are joining to stick their ethics where the sun dont shine.
Job done, everybodies happy. A young pilot can feed his family and you can use your jet rating to score chicks in the bar