BEagle
Re. your Beverley 'taking tea' tale - possibly apochryphal, although the original was not just afternoon tea, but a full three course lunch served on trestle tables, being recovered from Aden, with accompanying folding chairs. The originator was one of our more ingenious AQMs (WTH is a 'steward'???). The speed, by the way, was THREE figures, not two - although, admittedly, those three figures were relatively low.