Ring Ring...
Little Johnny: Oh gday Geoff. Thanks for the case of red the other night.
Geoff: No problems Johnny. Hey can you do me a favour?
Little Johnny: Sure mate, what is it this time? Singa's bothering you again? Maybe EK or ANZ.. No. Couldn't be Ansett? Nah.. Oil prices? SARS, Osama? What is it this time?
Geoff: No none of them. It's the frogs. Those blo#dy idiots have stuffed us around again. This white elephant is delayed for the second time. I need some extra planes.
Little Johnny: Oh, struth, not those frogs.
Geoff: You know Johnny, these fuel surchages are making me flithy rich. Have you seen my bonus lately.. Anyway, these planes. I need more Aussie suckers on seats so that my bonus keeps getting bigger. Can you help me out mate?
Little Johnny: Sure mate, no worries Geoff. Hmmm.... I think our RAAF boys used to fly civil ops. Maybe a little rusty though. How bout them.
Geoff: Hmm.. ok. Can I use those AWA's.
Little Johnny: Sure mate... after all you helped me out with those. Doing blo#dy wonders for the economy. Will even chuck in some ration packs for catering.
Geoff: Thanks old mate. I can sell them for $50 each. Mmmm... bonus!
Little Johnny: Just send me another case of your finest Geoff..
Clunk..
Last edited by The Riddler; 14th Oct 2006 at 06:19.