Hello Lads!
Aal moy AAI Contractors,
How d'Devil eire ya? Oy must tell ya dat me toughts eire wit ya troo dis difficult toyem.... But Oy'm feelin just a bit peeved dat one or two o ya'z still insistin on referrin t' me as
"D Poison Leprechaun".
Now lads, Oy prefer to see moyeself as yer Gerdian Angel. Have ye forgotten dat itz You Oy'em tinkin of?? Who do you tink it is oop till aal hours carefully constructin d caast oiren, nae Gold-Plated Poilot Caantracts fur AAI crews?
Its Me! Yes, me incloodin all dat leegl, foyenancial and moral protection fur ya Lads. The Devil, as dey say, is in d deetail. Now it daat very devil dat Oy'em troyin to supress, naat yer wages Lads. Naat Yer Wages!!
D point is its daat very Doiabolic deetail dats been misconstrued boy soom o ya as an eevl, wicked or sinful attempt to swindle ya. The agitation dats been caused boy joost d sinners among ya caasin unrest and unsavoury tings to arroive in d mail fur me... Its typical of d sadly disillusioned and oolimately faalen Crews wit no future. Poor loust soulz d loikz of Earl, PK an odders who had to boite d doost fur der foolish sins.
Oy'em, as ever, here t help y Lads and t'dat end Oy'ev set up an Onloyen Confessions Bax where all doze who've been tinkin, or heerin about d bad tings regeardin the Wickedness dat's afoot fur 1st November - yer strongly invoited to bare aal to me:
[email protected] is where you must expose yr innermost uncleanliness whereupon B'Jeezs Lads! You have my J.O'S gaurantee dat each case will be presented, by mesel, to D hoyiest Autority (Iceland) for forgiveness and continuation of yer salaries will be prayed for ceaslessly Lads.
Now aal dis effort will necessitate the removal of a portion of yer payroll for a mere eternity, or until such toyem as Oy feel adequately recompensed fur savin yer earses once again. Whichever occurs sooner.
Just remember troo tik an tin, it You Oi'm Tinkin Of Lads..
IT YOU OI'YEM TINKIN OF !!!!!!!!!!!!