Ok Thunderbird here's what I think they SHOULD sell on board:
Personalities for those who forgot to pack them - crew included <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
Happy pills for those grumpy heads who wouldn't know a smile if they tripped over one
Condoms for the weirdo's that want to join the mile high club after all safety is our job <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
A dictionary, encyclopedia and an atlas globe for all those stupid inane questions that are asked every day <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">
Nicotine patches and gum for all the smokers, better still does it come in drip form <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
And last but not least more handcuffs 'cause you can never have enough of them for work OR play!
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[ 22 February 2002: Message edited by: Iguanahead ]</p>