He was a boy soldier in Rwanda at the age of 3,
Gained the rank of kiddy captain at the age of 8,
Led the peoples front of Judea in the battle of Bury Park, Luton at 12 and 3/4,
Was picked out for SC training at 16 but failed cause he couldnt learn how to shave,
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