WHO'S IT ALL ABOUT CABINBOY? WHO?? GO ON TELL ME!
YOU! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU YOU YOU!!!
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU!!!
Now the countdown begins - you see everyone, it was a few months before my 23rd birthday that I started flying - so naturally, Cabinboy here (a few months short of his) should start flying too!
AND can I just say...PRETTY! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY! YOU'RE THE PRETTY ONE! CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SHOES THAT PEOPLE WILL BE SAYING "oh my god, my shoes aren't anywhere NEAR as shiny as his!"!! People will be going home crying because YOUR shoes are soooooo much better than theirs! Oh yeah baby...you better believe it...it's a ruthless wannabe community out there...
And one more thing my friend - ABOUT BLOODY TIME TOO! IT TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH TO GET UPSTAIRS! NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! AND DREAMS, CLOUD NINE, ETC...YOU'RE ALL NEXT KIDS!
I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE FLYING BY THE END OF THIS YEAR! FAILURE TO DO SO SHALL INCUR MAJOR CONSEQUENCES!!
Just remember everybody, four very important words you must say before, during and after your interview...and daily just to instil that extra bit of self centredness:
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!
And why is it all about you???
CAUSE I'M THE IMPORTANT ONE! I'M THE PRETTY ONE! I'M THE SKILLED ONE THEY WANT! ME ME AND ME!
(I always get this excited when I hear someone has a flying interview...time for a Bex and a nice lie down I think...) <img src="redface.gif" border="0">