From the Spanish AIP:
(Post-landing)
Hola senor - Hello sir
Gama cessna (piper) est som en burro - Your Cessna (Piper) looks like a dead donkey
Tu est compacto tur nar cessna (piper) - Toss that Cessna (Piper) in the car crusher
VLA est muy bueno - VLAs are very good, much better then that heap of junk
Por favore stada din hund pissa por min cessna, il rusto - Please stop your dog p!ssing on my Cessna - it rusts easily
No intenda 'cessna'. Intenda 'carbonfibre'? - I don't understand this 'Cessna'. Can you say 'carbon fibre'?
Muchos bang bang - I heard the backfires while you were 50 miles out / Is it supposed to sound like that?