Wow Cloudy, what an interesting job history. if the airlies can't find all the right qualifications in that history then you are too good for them.
I have to say say that having grown up in hairdressing salons ( my mum is a hairdresser) that you guys must come home more emotionally drained than us bar persons. Talk about being an agony aunt. Not to mention all the cut fingers you get from all the little kids who can't sit still. Maybe you should mention in your next interview that because of your hairdressing experience you have a great nack for getting little kids to behave and sit still!!
