you go work for the nurse-strapped NHS in the UK.
Unfortunately, the NHS's lack of cash (though their budget is huge, and increasing way faster than inflation) is more pressing than their lack of nurses. Hence thousands of recently-graduated nurses in UK are being denied jobs. The chances of newly-qualified foreign nurses getting a job here have, for the moment, disappeared.
Apart from that, it was a great plan - I am impressed by your ingenuity!
Scroggs