Ok Burj, lots of pretty pictures and you really do fancy yourself as a comedian, but all that doesn't really help the guys looking to come out to the sand pit from Oz and NZ. Maybe rather than being a clown, you could outline all the negatives of working in the Middle east, which they can then balance up with some of the positives I have pointed out, and then they can make the decision for themselves. That is called constructive.
And I think you'll find you chose the wrong wiggle. I have always been told I look more like this one, but thanks for trying.
