I'm both the FO and the CSD on my plane and when we arrive somewhere and shut-down my first line is always - "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to ****. If I could ask you to remain seated for the moment I'll be back to disembark you shortly."
I then run to the back, install the tailstand and return to the pax.
One day I decided to change my speel for some reason and this was the result:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to ****. If I could ask you to remain seated for the moment I'll be straight back to get you off".
Much raucous laughter followed.
