Hmmm, thank you dear lady. One is humbled at the breadth of knowledge in one so young. So just who IS the lucky man to whom you are betrothed? One of the Kennedy's perhaps? A Vanderbilt, perchance? Or simply a major player in Bonfire of the Vanities or, heaven forbid, American Psycho? If there were any justice in the world you would look like the south end of an eastbound crab, but I suspect that is not the case.
(err, thanks Acro; just a bit of aussie humour there!)
And I accept your offer to show me your beloved home "town" if the offer still stands.