A young pilot was walking down Langford Lane one day when he spied a well dressed young lady. "Excuse me, Miss", he said, "but if I were to give you one million pounds, would you sleep with me?" After thinking for but a short time the young lady replied "Yes, I would". "OK", replied the pilot, "how about if I were to offer you ten pence, would you still sleep with me?" Astonished, the young lady replied "Certainly not, what do you take me for?" The pilot replied, "Miss, we have established what you are, we are now simply haggling about the price"
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