Mapes, nah don't want to be a squaddie, just don't want to have to wait for some unfit knacker if I am partaking in a spot of E&E - your call really.
I know we joke about this, but anyone could go to Kandy, anyone could then be asked to fly intra-theatre and anyone might need to run away/ defend themselves/their mates etc.
Give yourselves the best chance of getting home to your beloved Playstations, get fit