The fastest way to get things changed is to join the muscicians union. They can now bring thir instruments on board. Quite right too, it wouldnt be a proper disaster without a violinist playing as the plane plummets earthward after the captain has detonated his toothpaste and chutney bomb, using the on board torch as an igniton source and the axe to open the chutney. The autopsy may also show severe lacerations from a pair of tweezers as the copilot coerced the captain in to this dreadful act. Cut to a sky news anchor transplanted to the wreckage site to run the news show from there....." AT the top of the hour well look at how this could have happened, and ask...Why didnt he just crash it ?"......."Now heres Francis with the weather."
Meanwhile back on planet earth.ie the rest of europe, leatherman wielding pilots of all (spanish)nationalities read the paper while hitching aride on a spanish carrier jumpseat to the UK with a shipment of deodrant,toothpaste, shaving foam and optrex...AKA..the DREADED NIGHTSTOP KIT. Were doomed ,doomed I tell ye.
