Copper-chopper "um..ah..well is it really an emergency??..."

[Stiffler's Mum]

This begs the question. Why do the Old Bill PR dept allow the making of these programmes? For undoubtedly there is only ever going to be one out come here.
Even before you've donned your white roll neck, jumped on your helmet and flown into a thunderstorm, the PASU are going to come across as dicks wasting the tax payers hard earned!