Oh boy! You will never imagine the range of amusing, & yet oddly disturbing, visions your post has conjured up for Ivarong.
To cut to the chase, and we are assuming that this is an "external" method of protecting one's cherished and lucrative career as a warble-monger, then I would have thought it would have far more effect upon the skin than the vocal cords. Should a famed person volunteer themselves as the entire flights human-vapona strip then I'd call that their affair and let them get on with it. Selflessness itself. Hurrah...
If it's "internal" (I enter this area with great caution and ready to snap into the brace position) then it might just work... Orally. I'd advise the aquisition of their own pot of honey as to the best of my knowledge it still doesn't come with the ticket price - we can sort out the hot water and the plakky cup.
To date I have not had the exhilarating experience of seeing, being stuck to or assisting the local council in cleaning up the results of such feckless self-indulgence for the sake of vanity...but now I LIVE for the day!! Bring on the Honey Wagon!!!...actually, no, don't....
(Seriously)
Honey Mask:
2 Tbsp Honey (matters not a jot if it's runny or not)
1 egg yolk
Whip it up and slap it on for the complexion
of an angel EVEN after a long haul flight. Apparently according to my sources...with perfect skin. Cows.
