They surely can't be serious, can they!?
From the Bangkok Nation Newspaper:
Question 1: How many toilets for men are there in the main departure hall, which is 444 metres long and about 50 metres wide, and a place where domestic and international passengers have to check in their luggage and get their boarding passes?
Some experts have told The Nation that given the volume of people passing through, there should be 200 or even 300. Are there that many at Suvarnabhumi?
The answer: there are 12 toilets and 16 urinals in four restrooms
Now on to question 2: On that very same fourth floor, the only departure hall, how many seats are there for the public to rest their weary bones?
A couple of thousand would seem reasonable, you'd think. But if you said 100 you'd be spot on the money. Not bad for a place where thousands will congregate each hour. "There are hardly any seats because passengers must stand," huffed an Airports of Thailand (AOT) information officer. "We want them to check in quickly and get to the retail space."
(yes the truth comes out....retail)
and the icing on the cake.... "For every 50 pieces of test luggage, 20 went missing,"