Pilot Groupie - dear oh dear oh dear!
NO flying is easy, it's all hard work I'm afraid. As so well pointed in other replies, you would last about 5 minuted before you were sussed out for what you really are, and an airline is not a nice place to be hated - gossip goes around so fast you wouldn't believe it. As for wanting a pilot - why? It's generally considered quite naff to date flight deck (trust me, I've dated one for the last few years, for the person he is tho, not the job he does). Please save yourself from getting a reputation as a flight deck floozy, and save us all from working as if we're a crew member down!
