On a SYD-HKG flight on Saturday:
Female customer of Asian origin is passed out on floor. Myself and CSM get oxygen and try to make her come to. She keeps coming to then passing out again.
She eventually comes to and is completely delerious. Hypoxic I guess. Anyway this woman grabs CSMs head and starts yelling -
"I don't have a pulse, I don't have a pulse!"
"I am not breathing."
"I am in shock."
Of course no medical situation is funny though I totally laughed when this lady is telling us she doesn't have a pulse!
AND FOR THICK CABIN CREW COMMENTS -
On an American domestic flight I overheard two flight attendants talking about how another colleague knew a passenger.
FA1 - "Shelly knows 2D."
FA2 - "Who is Tudy?"
FA1 - "No. 2D."
FA2 - "Shelly knows a Tudy?"
FA1 - "No. The person at 2D"
FA2 - "The person is a Tudy? What?"
FA1 - "The passenger AT 2D!"
FA2 - "Where is Tudy? You're not making any sense."
That ACTUALLY happened! It would seem sometimes we are far too quick to pass ourselves off as the smarter ones!
The two women looked remarkably like Miss Goldie and Blue Bonnit Onit from this clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F1Bqy3oXCQ