3rd place: "Look," said GWB, "You just don't understand, we have 100 of these instead of 5 carriers, so we can dominate world political thinking in 100 different places......." Mike Jenvey
2nd place: Female USN Pilot: " Does my bomb look big in this?" Salad Dodger
But the winner is..............
'Iran Unveils New Carrier' by flipflopman RB199.
What I would have said was "I wish we'd bought the V/STOL one now........."
Well done everyone. Over to you flipflop...........