avgas321
I had to chortle at your post. Yes (we) security do have a sense of humour.
I would have allowed all the wipes through. As a parent, I know the dribbles and sniffles of a child or 3! I tend to view my job with a common sense approach, in the respect of parents, I know what I need for a flight and how much and why.
PH
ps. I coo over babies! only because hubby says I am not allowed anymore!