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NEWSPAPAER REPORTER NEAR MISS DURING MORNING COMMUTE!
It was reported today that while on her way to her job in downtown Toronto an unnamed news reporter narrowly had dozens of near misses with other car and pedestrians. Quoted as saying, "They were all over. Cars on the Road and pedestrians on the sidewalks, I just didnt know what way to turn!" It seemed that this dangerous drive to Downtown occurs everyday for most commuters yet they seem unaware of the dangers involved in driving or walking. "Sometimes its best just to stay in bed." Says Dr. Neverleave, commenting on how dangerous it can be to leave your house. He notes that in this day and age, cars can be found on the road and people may be seen on the sidewalks during most business hours. During my investigative reporting I too personally found people out and about during the day. When asked, one unnamed pedestrian said "What are you going to do?". Im not sure what he was talking about but im sure hes very scared just to be outside. I guess it comes down to the fact that you always have to be alert and aware of the constant danger of leaving your house.
What a bunch of crock..........get a life.