Originally Posted by
Funnel Cloud
Approved:
Sandwiches (incl with mayonnaise or sauces)...
Vegetables
OK guys, this is a no-brainer.
One sandwich, with sheet explosive (the stuff you put in your shoes, remember?). Looks like cheese anyway, probably smells like it.
Add enough explosive paste (what, you don't watch Brainiac? Any self-respecting terrorist should).
Mask with a dab of mayo or chutney.
At the appropriate moment, peel off the top layer of soggy bread, deal the rest a smart smack with a celery stick (approved vegetable).
And Boom-Boom is your uncle.