Sandwitches only at stn?? What retarded muppet decided that sandwitches do not pose a threat whereas my tuna salad does? This is unreal people, UNREAL. I mean it's gone from darkly humourus do outright neanderthal. Is it illegal to tell a security guard to go f*ck himself in the UK? Because I seriously think I'll have difficulty restraining myself if they steal my food. STEAL my food , because that's exactly what it is. Theft.