With 150 odd posts I somehow dont think you are entirely serious!!
However, if you are, here is the answer:
Spend loadsamoney to Qualify on twin helis with an IR, buy yourself an Augusta 109, S71 or maybe a nice big Mil - These are so much fun and I believe you can get some free rockets with certain models (although terms and conditions apply)
After that employ yourself in your own large PLC as Chief Pilot, that's 6 Bars (of chocolate per day) and voila!
After a while you could negotiate with yourself for a pay rise, argue, fall-out, ballot your member (oo er!
) and threaten to strike, which means you wouldnt be able to fly yourself home that night to your large mansion in La La land!
Oh No! I've broken the HeliMagic Circle's most sacred law and told you what all rotary pilots really do - sorry folks, I'll go and get my coat.
