Mach 99, dear boy, do calm down. Could it be that those noble pilots' inability to grasp your modus operandum could be a reflection on your inadequate teaching abilities?. You see, a monkey can teach a monkey, hence why you can teach other 'normal people' to pick ants out of a log using a twig. However, put a monkey in charge of a pro like a pilot and of course he's not going to learn. Let's face it, we're much further up the evolutionary ladder than you and this thread demonstrates it all quite clearly.
Now run along and prepare some pilot briefings or something. Or better still, go and buy yourself a dictionary and learn to spell my language correctly.
Perspiring dreams to you too.
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes!