On a similar note to SAS's "young man theme"
Was staying in a hotel where a BA crew with a very old and crusty captain were staying.
In the bar I got chatting to the girls who introduced me to the captain as a helicopter pilot - He looked me up and down with distain then said...
"young man - the only time when ones wings should go around is when i hang my uniform jacket on a rotating bar stool!"
Speechless