"No I insist, it was my decision to divert here so
you sit in the crew bus and call your wife to tell her you won't be home tonight, and
I'll put the ropes and covers on, it is raining after all."
"RIAT? Nah, Bin before, you go"
"Welcome to HMS Ocean, what can we do to help you?"
"Only the
two hours of PIF at the end of a four hour task?"
"You're right, an old ammo tin probably
is crash-worthy"
"No that's ok, we prefer sleeping on the aircraft anyway"
and the stonker.....
"Of course C-Flt will do duty crew this weekend"
