Things you never hear...
"Well if the Junglies won't do the task, we'd better call the RAF - they are so much more flexible than those Fly Navy types"
A Blair "That's the last time Noo Liabour sends any of the Armed Forces off hunting WMDs/Taleban/errant dictators/following GW's crazy ideas. From now on it's the Royal Tournament for me if I want to see my troops in action."