Originally Posted by
Gnirren
Queue in-ear headphones and ipod.
This does not however protect you from the wonderful interruptions from passengers "Uh... are you a PILOT??". Flying home in uniform is just great
And the all-time fav joke, "hehe, shouldn't you be sitting in the front, hehe".
Wow, funn-y man.
Yes, there's lots of situations which "celebrated wits" inevitably seize upon to crack that wholly original gag:
Holding a violin case: "Are you on the fiddle?"
Riding a unicycle: "Someone's nicked half of your bike!"
Taking an empty pushchair somewhere, or cycling to school with your kid's bike fixed to yours to pick them up: "'Scuse me, I think your littl'un's fell off/out!"
I sympathise!