sirwa69 - imitation might be the sincerest form of flattery, but it's confusing for me as well! One of my colleagues emailed me a couple of weeks back horrified that he thought I was 'born again' after seeing one of the posts, saying:
Is that you, Neil? Christ, what are you up to???
Who am I going to spar with?
Who is going to wind up the Atlas yanks?
This is awful.
I bet it's those UFO people who have grabbed you to go to starbase Z to run a low cost intergalactic saucer service.
They left us with a defanged clone to cover up the kidnap.
Luckily, I was able to set his mind at rest - but yes, I agree. Let's get rid of them please.
PS - I tried making haggisonastick the other day as a savoury option to taffyapples. Unfortunately, the skins still present a problem (though not to my dog, who loves them); and without them the haggis just crumbles! Any suggestions?