I predict that it will consist of two beanz cans and 350km of string
Another reason to avoid Ryanair - having to listen to someone with an over-inflated sense of self-inportance yakking loudly into their mobile phone for most of the flight, in all probability competing for volume with the crew trying to sell duty free/scratch cards/train tickets/over-priced drinks and butties.
This is great - mega noise pollution just like being down the pub, all we need now is a few fights and it will be a great night out - perhaps they can offer a curry delivery service to meet you landside, so you can take it home in the normal manner.