Another reason to avoid Ryanair - having to listen to someone with an over-inflated sense of self-inportance yakking loudly into their mobile phone for most of the flight, in all probability competing for volume with the crew trying to sell duty free/scratch cards/train tickets/over-priced drinks and butties. No thank you, I hear enough of other people's mobile phones on the train - at least they have quiet coaches where those who don't want to be subjected to all that can sit.
Andy