Ryanair - Mobile phones (MERGED)
This just in:
Wednesday, 30th August 2006
"On behalf of Ryanair, I would like to extend an invitation to you to attend a Media Conference tomorrow Wednesday, 30th August 2006 at 10.00am in The City Club, London. (Venue: The City Club, 19 Old Broad Street, London EC2N LDS)
The Media Conference will be hosted by Ryanair's CEO Michael O'Leary and will announce details of Ryanair's new inflight mobile telephony service.
I do hope that you are able to attend or send a representative.
Kind regards.
xxxxxxx"
My predictions:
1. All calls to cost tuppence, provided they're booked online a month in advance to someone who only vaguely knows the person you really want to talk to
2. Calls made on the spot to cost twenty quid
3. Words longer than two syllables to cost 5p each extra. No sentence to be longer than five words
4. If you call someone in Paris, you'll be put through to someone in Normandy
5. Switchboard operators will only speak Basque
6. Want to buy a scratchcard?
R