This summer I went to the North of Spain as I usually do. Not much you might think unless you've actually been there in the summer. I also have the added benefit of having a family house and a multitude of friends there. Not a touristy place and very unspoilt.
Anyway, I was there on the beach at about lunch time, beautiful blue sky with a light sea breeze carressing my beer gut when this middle aged spanish woman comes along and lays her stuff down a few yards away. She removes her sash, takes her towel out of her bag and lays it on the sand. Before she lays down she surveys her surroundings and says in a loud voice,
"I'm a millionairess!"
I shall never forget that.
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes!