> Why not vote with your feet and move abroad?
...and then you may get to fill in two tax returns.
I moved to belgium but I still have to fill in a UK return - as well as a Belgian one. To make matters worse, the UK tax year is Apr-Apr and Belgium Jan-Jan so you get more than twice the fun :-(
PS Don't take my word for it but.. I believe you only get hit with a £100 penalty if you owe tax and don't send a cheque for that ammount by end Jan.