Me speaking to a blue eyed BCal Reservationist: "Good evening Maam! When's the next flight out of here?"
Says she: "What destination Sir?"
Replies I: "I don't care so long as it is "Out and North!"
Says She: "That would be London tomorrow afternoon."
Says I: "How much....mind if I wait right here?"
Little did I know I would later come back for a much longer stay.