Uh, Guvnor utopia is just that:
Not the real thing...
Perhaps ya could get some cheap scabs to fly for ya and have 'em pay for training as well, like ValueJet did.
(If the scabs are happy to screw fellow pilots, just imagine what they would do to managment..)
No my friend, for a good time, have TowerDog and his union-bud,s crew yer jets.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
As for the boat trip in FLL, sure anytime.
If I ain't flying, ya will find me on the water.
(Thanks to the union contract I have guaranteed days off....)