Probably not worth the bother, but to answer the relevant points:
1) Nobody is being sponsored by the airline for immigration purposes. If you knew as much as you claim to, you would know that the practice of doing so is severely limited, and with the present situation is more or less unknown.
2) Irrelevant to the discussion.
3) "Hitchhikers Guide" reference notwithstanding, any unemployed pilot who is not constantly checking every available avenue for employment probably doesn't deserve a job. In the case of PARC, they are a high-profile agency and there is no excuse whatsoever for not knowing what they have on offer. They make it easy enough to find out, a telephone call will do it.
4) I am indeed aware of the legal position regarding illegal immigrants, it being the only piece of immigration law that pilots need to be aware of! Why you ASSUME I don't is quite beyond me.
5) Not relevant to the discussion.
6) Too much to expect that you might be able to avoid the temptation to get personal. Ah well. Good luck finding a job... you'll need it with such an attitude.