Well, very nearly me in 1990 for a Lightning at £1 a pop! Couldn't quite fulfil the then contractural agreement for having one at the time
I can see the Tornado line up now in my mind's eye (yes, I know, funny place to have an eye, too many mobile calls!), then rapidly dispersing to masquerade as RAF a/c in far flung museums around the country. It was quite interesting to park next to Samlesbury's gate guard in 1990 when it was in the car park and split into two sections...