"Trust us, we're with the ANC ... oops, I mean CAA!
"Well, ja nie, man... However, we do have very trusty 9mm pistols - now please sign here to say that you are completely satisfied with the high level of service, probity and all-round integrity from the CAA.
"And look out for our latest increases in your licence fees and other charges ... except of course when you want to buy them direct from us high officals!"
[This message has been edited by The Guvnor (edited 22 March 2001).]